Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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