Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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