the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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