And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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