Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
