so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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