dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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