Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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