a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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