your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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