You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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