p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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