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Buhtt sex?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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