I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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