You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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