Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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