So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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