Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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