I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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