Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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