Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
