You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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