I'm drive I can fine osifer
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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