I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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