For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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