Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
