@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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