I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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