I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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