We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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