just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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