let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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