I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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