In the future we'll all be gay
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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