hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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