The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm just crazy horny about you
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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