Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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