I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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