I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Umm I'm too high to move.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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