So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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