Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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