Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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