Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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