I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
