4 words: hood of his car
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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