this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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