i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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