no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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