I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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