I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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