i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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